{"id":74,"date":"2008-12-23T05:26:32","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T05:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/?p=74"},"modified":"2018-09-17T05:27:40","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T05:27:40","slug":"dorothy-arrives-in-cancer-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/uncategorized\/dorothy-arrives-in-cancer-land\/12\/23\/2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorothy Arrives in Cancer Land"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, how DID I get here? To this strange Cancer Land? Where the language is vaguely foreign and the culture utterly alien&#8211;dare I say it? That scary place we all pretend doesn&#8217;t exist for fear of contamination and loss of words?<\/p>\n<p>We all start somewhere. And if I&#8217;m going to go forward from here, I guess I should probably dust this &#8216;ole blog off and put it to some use. I can&#8217;t keep sending out mass emails, forgetting who I sent them to and then sending them all again. I can&#8217;t keep running back and forth from site to site filling in blanks either. And the cell bills are gonna kill me quicker than the cancer. Besides, a story gets kinda old if you repeat it too many times, ya know?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_76\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-76\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/accidentalamazon.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/29\/attack-of-the-pinktober-sharks\/\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-76\" src=\"http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pinknado-sharks.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"904\" srcset=\"http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pinknado-sharks.jpg 600w, http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pinknado-sharks-100x150.jpg 100w, http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pinknado-sharks-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-76\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image By The Accidental Amazon, friend, mentor, witty wonder.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Case in point. By the time I got done filling in just the cyber friends in my life on my news today, I was entirely too worn out to deal with the round of phone calls that must also go out in the next 8 hours. The emails? Unthinkable. I&#8217;m beat. Which means there is no way I&#8217;m going to finish this entry properly. I must celebrate my good fortune with a nap. And soon.<\/p>\n<p>What good fortune is that? I was hoping you&#8217;d ask.<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-79\" src=\"http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/wp-content\/uploads\/CancerWordsQuestions.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"408\" height=\"570\" srcset=\"http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/wp-content\/uploads\/CancerWordsQuestions.png 408w, http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/wp-content\/uploads\/CancerWordsQuestions-107x150.png 107w, http:\/\/worldwidewebbie.com\/wordsbyweb\/wp-content\/uploads\/CancerWordsQuestions-215x300.png 215w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have breast cancer. Today I learned many things about that cancer. The first of which is that they got &#8220;clear margins&#8221; on my Grade II 1.6 cm invasive ductal carcinoma. Also, the first &#8220;sentinal node&#8221;\u00a0was the only positive one. While we had hope, after the SNB, that they were all clear, there was macroscopic invasion on one and I wound up at Stage IIa after having secondary ALND two days post lumpectomy. I also have the double, not singular, good fortune of being able to join the ER+, PR+ club. HER2, of course, was negative in my case. But the incredibly scary &#8220;Triple Negative&#8221; bullet has been dodged. Of course, those blessed with Triple Negative respond very, very well to chemo. I might not. But I got the name of the Oncologist who will order it for me today anyway, along with my Rads and whatever meds we&#8217;re using to combat hormone reception these days. Or is it still the same old Tamoxifen our mother&#8217;s got? Must explore that new AI thing. Oh, and the drain, after all that stripping and clearing and measuring and pinning and pulling&#8211; is GONE.<\/p>\n<p>I can SHOWER tomorrow!!!!!! Now THAT is progress.<\/p>\n<p>WHAT!? Yeah. I know. A month ago, it was all Greek\/Pig\/Latin to me too. But that story is just going to have to wait until AFTER my nap.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Get used to that, by the way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, how DID I get here? To this strange Cancer Land? Where the language is vaguely foreign and the culture utterly alien&#8211;dare I say it? That scary place we all pretend doesn&#8217;t exist for fear of contamination and loss of words? We all start somewhere. And if I&#8217;m going to go forward from here, I guess I should probably dust this &#8216;ole blog off and put it to some use. 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