Unfortunately, even on the web, my words can and will be used against me in a court of public opinion-- just for starters.

For that reason, my blog has been temporarily disabled.

Once G'man has had his final way with me I will return it, once again regaling you with tales from the circus act that is my life.

My apologies for the inconvenience. I know you count on my daily rants and raves to make your own life seem blissful and serene. Rest assured, the hilarity continues. The chronicles will too.

I really just don't want to have to try to explain it all to the judge.

No More Words

'.mysql_error()); } mysql_select_db($mysql_database, $db) or die('Failed to select database
'.mysql_error()); $dataset = array(); $sql = "SELECT id, parent_id, name, seo_friendly_url, url FROM " . $mysql_table . "PAGES WHERE visible = 1 ORDER BY menu_index ASC"; $result = mysql_query($sql, $db); while ($data = mysql_fetch_array($result)) { $dataset[] = $data; } mysql_close($db); for ($i=0; $i[" . $dataset[$i]['name'] . "]"; } ?>
Salt Test
CC Test